1 00:00:30,530 --> 00:00:32,198 - Jesus! 2 00:00:32,240 --> 00:00:34,367 If you're tired, just pull over. 3 00:00:34,409 --> 00:00:35,952 - Look, I'm on a schedule. 4 00:00:35,994 --> 00:00:38,288 Besides, it'd be a lot easier 5 00:00:38,329 --> 00:00:40,290 if I didn't have to sit here in complete silence. 6 00:00:45,670 --> 00:00:47,213 Knock-knock. 7 00:00:47,255 --> 00:00:49,549 - What are you doing? - I'm telling a joke. 8 00:00:49,591 --> 00:00:51,384 I say, "Knock-knock." You say, "Who's there?" 9 00:00:51,426 --> 00:00:53,404 - So, I should already know the joke before you tell it? 10 00:00:53,428 --> 00:00:55,388 That's idiotic. - It's a classic joke structure 11 00:00:55,430 --> 00:00:57,432 with a little audience participation. 12 00:00:57,474 --> 00:00:59,601 I say, "Knock-knock." You say, "Who's there?" 13 00:00:59,642 --> 00:01:02,354 I say somethin' like, "Orange." You say, "Orange who?" 14 00:01:02,395 --> 00:01:04,481 Then I hit you with the punch line. 15 00:01:04,522 --> 00:01:06,983 - Why the fuck am I talking to an orange? 16 00:01:07,025 --> 00:01:08,294 - Why are you making this so hard? 17 00:01:08,318 --> 00:01:09,986 Just say, "Who's there?" 18 00:01:10,028 --> 00:01:12,072 Ready? 19 00:01:12,113 --> 00:01:13,281 Knock-knock. 20 00:01:13,323 --> 00:01:16,576 - Do you hear that? - Yes, it's me knocking. 21 00:01:16,618 --> 00:01:19,412 Wait. I hear it, too. 22 00:01:21,373 --> 00:01:24,501 Hold on. Activating stealth mode. 23 00:01:34,302 --> 00:01:36,179 Oh, shit! They have stealth mode, too! 24 00:01:36,221 --> 00:01:37,889 - What the hell? 25 00:01:37,931 --> 00:01:39,516 Just turn around. 26 00:01:39,557 --> 00:01:40,951 - I can't. They're everywhere. 27 00:01:40,975 --> 00:01:42,102 - Oh, my god. 28 00:01:42,143 --> 00:01:43,162 - Move! - Oh, my god! 29 00:01:43,186 --> 00:01:44,288 Fuck! Fuck! - Move! Move! 30 00:01:44,312 --> 00:01:45,748 - Shoot them. - With what? 31 00:01:45,772 --> 00:01:48,441 The law stripped Evelyn back down to factory settings. 32 00:01:50,151 --> 00:01:51,778 Oh, I guess they missed that one. 33 00:01:51,820 --> 00:01:53,047 Hey, don't waste my shells. 34 00:01:53,071 --> 00:01:54,406 I only have four of those. 35 00:01:56,408 --> 00:01:59,285 Shooting a steel door, smart. Now, I only have three. 36 00:02:03,456 --> 00:02:05,208 - Go faster! Go faster! - Okay! Okay! 37 00:02:05,250 --> 00:02:06,894 - Oh, no, no, no! Go slower! Go slower! 38 00:02:06,918 --> 00:02:07,961 - Make up your mind! 39 00:02:09,963 --> 00:02:11,172 Whoa! 40 00:02:22,559 --> 00:02:24,644 Hey! You'll get it back 41 00:02:24,686 --> 00:02:26,312 when you act mature enough to handle it. 42 00:02:26,354 --> 00:02:27,605 - Okay, dad. 43 00:02:27,647 --> 00:02:30,775 - Come on out, milkman! 44 00:02:30,817 --> 00:02:32,318 We ain't gonna hurt you. 45 00:02:32,360 --> 00:02:34,821 - Yeah, right. Huh. Fell for that before. 46 00:02:34,863 --> 00:02:36,448 - You have? 47 00:02:36,489 --> 00:02:38,366 - You know, if we wanted to, 48 00:02:38,408 --> 00:02:40,118 you'd be dead already. 49 00:02:40,160 --> 00:02:41,536 Look, I swear, 50 00:02:41,578 --> 00:02:44,330 I swear on granny's steering wheel 51 00:02:44,372 --> 00:02:45,957 no harm is gonna come to you. 52 00:02:45,999 --> 00:02:48,376 We just... we wanna flap lips. 53 00:02:48,418 --> 00:02:50,962 - I don't even know what that means. 54 00:02:51,004 --> 00:02:54,466 But fine. We're comin' out. 55 00:03:02,182 --> 00:03:04,309 - I'm sorry that we-we snatched ya up 56 00:03:04,351 --> 00:03:05,518 the way that we did, 57 00:03:05,560 --> 00:03:07,187 but I saw that placard on your rump, 58 00:03:07,228 --> 00:03:08,646 and I was like, we gotta talk. 59 00:03:08,688 --> 00:03:10,523 I'm Watts. I run these rigs. 60 00:03:10,565 --> 00:03:14,194 - John. This is Quiet. She don't talk. 61 00:03:14,235 --> 00:03:16,613 - Motherfucker, eat shit. - Much. 62 00:03:16,654 --> 00:03:19,366 Hello. Hey. 63 00:03:19,407 --> 00:03:21,493 - My blood missiles? 64 00:03:21,534 --> 00:03:23,411 Honey, those are outside your weight class. 65 00:03:23,453 --> 00:03:28,041 Oh, she's a beaut. 66 00:03:28,083 --> 00:03:29,959 Hmm. 67 00:03:30,001 --> 00:03:32,379 Did you install this limited slip differential yourself? 68 00:03:32,420 --> 00:03:35,173 - Sure did. Got it off of a... - It's backwards. 69 00:03:36,966 --> 00:03:39,719 - Wow, did you invite me here to insult me or to talk? 70 00:03:39,761 --> 00:03:43,181 - Yeah, it's not really me who wants a word. 71 00:03:43,223 --> 00:03:45,183 Lock it up. 72 00:03:45,225 --> 00:03:49,688 - Whoa. - Whoa! 73 00:03:49,729 --> 00:03:50,897 - Come on. 74 00:04:09,124 --> 00:04:11,084 Welcome to convoy. 75 00:04:11,126 --> 00:04:14,170 - Wow! Okay, I'm impressed. 76 00:04:14,212 --> 00:04:15,106 - Our founders drove these semis 77 00:04:15,130 --> 00:04:16,506 when the walls went up. 78 00:04:16,548 --> 00:04:18,883 Figure we'd better keep movin' than be sittin' ducks. 79 00:04:18,925 --> 00:04:20,719 No offense, Bella. 80 00:04:20,760 --> 00:04:22,762 - That's a chicken. - No, it's not. 81 00:04:22,804 --> 00:04:25,974 And now, our little family is around about 30 rigs all told. 82 00:04:26,016 --> 00:04:27,267 - And you never stop. 83 00:04:27,308 --> 00:04:28,685 How the hell do you fuel up? 84 00:04:28,727 --> 00:04:31,730 - Oh, nothing goes to waste, even our waste. 85 00:04:31,771 --> 00:04:34,315 You see, we take our doodies 86 00:04:34,357 --> 00:04:36,234 and turn 'em into fuel. - Yeah, we get it. 87 00:04:36,276 --> 00:04:37,485 - Somethin' tells me 88 00:04:37,527 --> 00:04:39,612 I don't wanna taste your lemonade either. 89 00:04:39,654 --> 00:04:41,465 - Okay, I'm gonna have to ask y'all to stay here. 90 00:04:41,489 --> 00:04:42,532 Feel free to look around. 91 00:04:42,574 --> 00:04:43,992 I need a lift to the sleeper car. 92 00:04:53,043 --> 00:04:54,461 - So, how'd you lose yours? 93 00:04:54,502 --> 00:04:57,297 Metal shear? Angle grinder? 94 00:04:57,339 --> 00:04:59,966 Oh, somethin' worse. 95 00:05:00,008 --> 00:05:03,303 - It's fine. - Oh, hmm. 96 00:05:03,345 --> 00:05:08,224 Well, uh, let me see what I got here. 97 00:05:08,266 --> 00:05:13,021 Oh, this oughta fit. - I can't pay. 98 00:05:13,063 --> 00:05:14,689 - Not lookin' for pay. 99 00:05:14,731 --> 00:05:17,859 Just think you could shine a bit more, if you want. 100 00:05:24,449 --> 00:05:27,911 Mm-hmm. That's it. 101 00:05:27,952 --> 00:05:29,454 - Thanks. 102 00:05:29,496 --> 00:05:30,914 - Don't get it wet. 103 00:05:35,877 --> 00:05:37,796 - Hey, she's here. 104 00:05:44,094 --> 00:05:45,553 - Someone there? 105 00:05:45,595 --> 00:05:48,056 - I brought you to the milkman, granny. 106 00:05:50,350 --> 00:05:52,811 - I'd get up and shake your hands, 107 00:05:52,852 --> 00:05:55,939 but my get away sticks ain't what they used to be. 108 00:05:58,233 --> 00:06:01,236 - Granny, 109 00:06:01,277 --> 00:06:03,613 your air tubes go to nowhere. 110 00:06:07,492 --> 00:06:10,245 - Well, shit. 111 00:06:10,286 --> 00:06:12,914 I thought I had ya. 112 00:06:15,458 --> 00:06:19,295 This Goddamn metal bar keeps stickin' in my ass. 113 00:06:19,337 --> 00:06:22,716 Uh, uh, hey, be careful with that. 114 00:06:22,757 --> 00:06:27,262 Took me ages to write, and I only got the one copy. 115 00:06:27,303 --> 00:06:28,471 - You did that while driving? 116 00:06:29,848 --> 00:06:33,893 - Sometimes you gotta throw it in reverse. 117 00:06:36,021 --> 00:06:39,357 Listen, milkman, I know I don't look it, 118 00:06:39,399 --> 00:06:43,695 but my insides look like a seven car pileup. 119 00:06:43,737 --> 00:06:46,948 I need you to go pick up some medicine for me. 120 00:06:46,990 --> 00:06:48,950 - You want me to make a run for free? 121 00:06:48,992 --> 00:06:50,869 You're up to your asshole in drivers. 122 00:06:50,910 --> 00:06:51,911 Ask one of them. 123 00:06:51,953 --> 00:06:53,621 - Can't afford to lose any of them. 124 00:06:53,663 --> 00:06:55,540 - The last milkman never came back. 125 00:06:55,582 --> 00:06:57,792 The roads are rough these days with the vultures, 126 00:06:57,834 --> 00:07:00,879 the lawmen, the holy men. 127 00:07:00,920 --> 00:07:02,630 - Don't love the sound of that last one. 128 00:07:02,672 --> 00:07:05,592 - Look, I don't have time for scenic detours. 129 00:07:05,633 --> 00:07:07,385 I have a very important delivery, 130 00:07:07,427 --> 00:07:09,095 and I got a long way still to go. 131 00:07:09,137 --> 00:07:10,847 - I heard your ride 132 00:07:10,889 --> 00:07:14,517 is as naked as a baby on its birthday. 133 00:07:14,559 --> 00:07:17,437 You ain't gonna get far, you can't defend yourself. 134 00:07:17,479 --> 00:07:19,230 Well, let me make it plain. 135 00:07:19,272 --> 00:07:21,107 You do this run for me, 136 00:07:21,149 --> 00:07:22,400 I'll will saddle you up 137 00:07:22,442 --> 00:07:25,403 with all the upgrades we can supply. 138 00:07:25,445 --> 00:07:28,239 We will weld on some guns, right now. 139 00:07:28,281 --> 00:07:30,617 Get the rest when you get back. 140 00:07:30,658 --> 00:07:32,202 Deal? 141 00:07:35,622 --> 00:07:37,791 - Only if I get those red missiley things. 142 00:07:37,832 --> 00:07:40,460 - Mnh-mnh. My blood missiles... They ain't for sale. 143 00:07:40,502 --> 00:07:42,837 - You can have one. 144 00:07:42,879 --> 00:07:44,631 - What, granny? Come on. - Three. 145 00:07:44,673 --> 00:07:45,423 - Two. - Twenty. 146 00:07:45,465 --> 00:07:46,675 - Zero. - Zero. 147 00:07:48,760 --> 00:07:51,471 - Okay. One it is. 148 00:07:51,513 --> 00:07:53,181 - Done. 149 00:07:53,223 --> 00:07:55,183 Pickup is at our pharmacist's. 150 00:07:55,225 --> 00:07:56,685 I'll write ya up some directions. 151 00:07:56,726 --> 00:07:57,977 - Whoa, whoa, whoa. 152 00:07:58,019 --> 00:07:59,622 You didn't tell me that he's going to see her. 153 00:07:59,646 --> 00:08:01,606 - Where'd you think he was goin'? 154 00:08:01,648 --> 00:08:05,318 Watts and the pharmacist had a bit of a falling out. 155 00:08:05,360 --> 00:08:06,403 - Falling out? 156 00:08:06,444 --> 00:08:07,779 No, I pushed her out of a truck. 157 00:08:07,821 --> 00:08:10,407 - Honey, go weld somethin'. 158 00:08:10,448 --> 00:08:11,741 - I am. I'm gonna weld somethin'. 159 00:08:11,783 --> 00:08:14,202 I'm gonna weld some guns to your fucking Subaru. 160 00:08:14,244 --> 00:08:15,453 You fuckin' son of a bitch. 161 00:08:15,495 --> 00:08:16,746 - What about Topeka? 162 00:08:16,788 --> 00:08:18,123 - Did you miss the fact 163 00:08:18,164 --> 00:08:20,208 that a semi swallowed us up like a fuckin' whale? 164 00:08:20,250 --> 00:08:22,627 Now, the only way I'm making it back to Chicago, 165 00:08:22,669 --> 00:08:25,213 is if Evelyn is armed to the teeth, 166 00:08:25,255 --> 00:08:28,174 and now she's just gums. 167 00:08:28,216 --> 00:08:29,592 So, chill. 168 00:08:29,634 --> 00:08:31,261 I'll be back tomorrow. 169 00:08:31,302 --> 00:08:32,429 - Oh, no, no, no. 170 00:08:32,470 --> 00:08:34,031 I'm coming with you. - Like hell you are. 171 00:08:34,055 --> 00:08:35,908 This is milkman business, and you're not a milkman. 172 00:08:35,932 --> 00:08:37,976 - If you die out there, 173 00:08:38,018 --> 00:08:39,978 I'm stuck here with horndog granny. 174 00:08:40,020 --> 00:08:42,689 - Look, I'm not gonna die. I give you my word. 175 00:08:42,731 --> 00:08:45,567 - I'm coming with you. - Fine. 176 00:08:54,409 --> 00:08:55,649 - "Three clicks past 177 00:08:56,453 --> 00:08:57,847 the oak of eight branches." What are these? 178 00:08:57,871 --> 00:09:00,040 Directions to a pharmacist or to a hidden treasure? 179 00:09:00,081 --> 00:09:01,601 Why couldn't she just say, "Turn left?" 180 00:09:05,920 --> 00:09:08,882 So, what do you think happened 181 00:09:08,923 --> 00:09:10,884 between Watts and the pharmacist? 182 00:09:10,925 --> 00:09:12,844 - Don't know. Don't care. 183 00:09:12,886 --> 00:09:14,721 - Oh, cool. 184 00:09:14,763 --> 00:09:18,016 See you got a new finger to go with your robotic personality. 185 00:09:34,032 --> 00:09:36,409 I bet that was those holy men guys. 186 00:09:36,451 --> 00:09:37,452 - Oh, you think? 187 00:09:39,329 --> 00:09:40,497 Bad way to go. 188 00:09:40,538 --> 00:09:42,707 - I've seen worse. 189 00:09:42,749 --> 00:09:44,751 Deskinned by butchers. 190 00:09:44,793 --> 00:09:47,671 Crushed to death by monster trucks. 191 00:09:47,712 --> 00:09:49,005 That's plural. 192 00:09:49,047 --> 00:09:52,008 I knew a milkman that fell asleep on an anthill, 193 00:09:52,050 --> 00:09:55,720 and those little shits ate 'em alive from the insides out. 194 00:09:55,762 --> 00:09:58,807 Poor bastard betrayed by his butthole. 195 00:09:58,848 --> 00:10:00,725 - Sounds like milkmen don't live long. 196 00:10:00,767 --> 00:10:02,102 - We don't. 197 00:10:02,143 --> 00:10:03,788 You know, when I joined up to be a milkman, 198 00:10:03,812 --> 00:10:05,105 I was skin and bones. 199 00:10:05,146 --> 00:10:07,524 You could play my ribcage like a xylophone. 200 00:10:07,565 --> 00:10:10,318 I joined up to survive. 201 00:10:10,360 --> 00:10:13,279 I make my run. I kill some vultures. 202 00:10:13,321 --> 00:10:16,616 I do whatever I have to to see another sunrise. 203 00:10:16,658 --> 00:10:17,951 You know what they told me 204 00:10:17,992 --> 00:10:19,953 when they gave me this milkman I.D.? 205 00:10:19,994 --> 00:10:21,955 - Why would I know that? I wasn't there. 206 00:10:21,996 --> 00:10:24,124 - You're messing up the story. 207 00:10:26,876 --> 00:10:30,505 They told me milkmen don't die old. 208 00:10:30,547 --> 00:10:34,884 But if I deliver this package to New San Francisco, 209 00:10:34,926 --> 00:10:37,971 I might be the first. 210 00:10:41,057 --> 00:10:43,059 - You hear those bells? 211 00:10:43,101 --> 00:10:45,145 - Holy men. 212 00:10:45,186 --> 00:10:48,606 Good thing they sound far away. Let's haul ass. 213 00:11:07,500 --> 00:11:10,003 Hello? 214 00:11:13,256 --> 00:11:14,674 Anybody in there? 215 00:11:14,716 --> 00:11:16,176 - Salutations. 216 00:11:17,719 --> 00:11:19,929 - Um, hi. 217 00:11:19,971 --> 00:11:22,974 We're here on, uh, behalf of the convoy. 218 00:11:23,016 --> 00:11:24,517 - You're the pharmacist? 219 00:11:24,559 --> 00:11:26,561 - No, I'm Amber. 220 00:11:29,147 --> 00:11:33,026 Tea? It's gelsemium elegans. I cut it this morning. 221 00:11:33,068 --> 00:11:38,782 Oh, you look so thirsty. 222 00:11:38,823 --> 00:11:41,284 - I am. 223 00:11:41,326 --> 00:11:43,203 - The sun isn't holding back today, 224 00:11:43,244 --> 00:11:45,038 are you, you big yellow bastard? 225 00:11:45,080 --> 00:11:47,540 Bastard. 226 00:11:47,582 --> 00:11:50,085 Oh. 227 00:11:50,126 --> 00:11:53,463 So, you have refreshments. 228 00:11:55,048 --> 00:11:58,385 And I have questions. 229 00:11:58,426 --> 00:12:00,553 - Quiet, what the fuck? 230 00:12:02,138 --> 00:12:05,225 - Oh, save your strength. 231 00:12:05,266 --> 00:12:07,394 You won't be able to move for a little while. 232 00:12:15,860 --> 00:12:17,904 - I knew this pickup was a bad idea. 233 00:12:17,946 --> 00:12:20,740 Quiet, get my gun. 234 00:12:20,782 --> 00:12:22,867 - Oh. 235 00:12:22,909 --> 00:12:27,288 So, why did you kill the convoy's milkman? 236 00:12:27,330 --> 00:12:28,206 - No, I didn't. 237 00:12:28,248 --> 00:12:29,582 - Mnh-mnh-mnh. 238 00:12:29,624 --> 00:12:31,143 - I didn't. I'm a replacement. 239 00:12:31,167 --> 00:12:34,045 You can check my milkman placard? 240 00:12:34,087 --> 00:12:38,925 - This is my friend, dendrocnide moriodes. 241 00:12:38,967 --> 00:12:41,219 His nickname is Mr. Gympie-Gympie. 242 00:12:41,261 --> 00:12:45,807 The nettle so nice they named him twice. 243 00:12:45,849 --> 00:12:47,976 He's not so nice when you touch him, though. 244 00:12:48,018 --> 00:12:50,895 I've heard it's like licking a live wire, 245 00:12:50,937 --> 00:12:56,109 or taking an acid shower, or going into cardiac arrest. 246 00:12:56,151 --> 00:13:00,363 I wonder what it'll feel like for you. 247 00:13:02,365 --> 00:13:03,616 - No. 248 00:13:07,704 --> 00:13:10,707 - All I hear is buzzing, 249 00:13:10,749 --> 00:13:14,794 but you aren't a helpful little bee, are you? 250 00:13:14,836 --> 00:13:18,340 You're a locust, a holy man, 251 00:13:18,381 --> 00:13:24,971 reveling and eating and killing and fucking. 252 00:13:25,013 --> 00:13:30,143 Thankfully, I am a firm believer in the power of recycling. 253 00:13:33,897 --> 00:13:36,524 - Granny, she's sick. 254 00:13:36,566 --> 00:13:37,692 - Okay. 255 00:13:37,734 --> 00:13:38,961 - No, no, no, no, no. It's true. 256 00:13:38,985 --> 00:13:40,862 The medicine is for her. You don't believe me, 257 00:13:40,904 --> 00:13:43,365 you can look in my pocket, right there. 258 00:13:43,406 --> 00:13:44,342 - What are you... 259 00:13:58,505 --> 00:14:00,215 Open. 260 00:14:00,256 --> 00:14:01,800 Chew. 261 00:14:01,841 --> 00:14:04,052 Okay, good. 262 00:14:04,094 --> 00:14:05,845 Sorry I thought you were holy men. 263 00:14:05,887 --> 00:14:07,687 They're on pilgrimage, and they're everywhere. 264 00:14:07,722 --> 00:14:09,099 I wouldn't. 265 00:14:09,140 --> 00:14:11,893 Mr. conium maculatum here would love a chance 266 00:14:11,935 --> 00:14:14,020 to knock you on your tushy. 267 00:14:14,062 --> 00:14:16,398 - Man, fuck this place. 268 00:14:16,439 --> 00:14:21,236 - So, here is the medicine granny requested but... 269 00:14:24,239 --> 00:14:26,741 Are you sure she wanted this? 270 00:14:26,783 --> 00:14:29,035 It has no medicinal purpose. 271 00:14:29,077 --> 00:14:30,829 - Well, it's on the list, 272 00:14:30,870 --> 00:14:33,081 so maybe granny just likes flowers. 273 00:14:35,208 --> 00:14:37,502 - I never gave these to her. 274 00:14:40,255 --> 00:14:43,008 Here you go. 275 00:14:43,049 --> 00:14:44,467 - Is it true somebody threw you 276 00:14:44,509 --> 00:14:45,552 out of a moving truck? 277 00:14:48,388 --> 00:14:51,307 - Only because I poisoned her first. 278 00:14:52,517 --> 00:14:54,936 Watts and I have disagreements. 279 00:14:54,978 --> 00:15:00,358 Plants need space to spread their roots. 280 00:15:01,985 --> 00:15:03,737 She couldn't make room for me, 281 00:15:03,778 --> 00:15:07,907 so I found a place 282 00:15:07,949 --> 00:15:10,326 where I could have all the space I needed, 283 00:15:10,368 --> 00:15:13,955 here, alone. 284 00:15:19,044 --> 00:15:21,171 Give my love to Granny. 285 00:15:30,680 --> 00:15:31,973 - We can take 'em. 286 00:15:37,520 --> 00:15:39,356 - Nah. 287 00:15:50,909 --> 00:15:52,202 - Where are we going? 288 00:15:52,243 --> 00:15:54,287 - They've been behind us for 50 miles, 289 00:15:54,329 --> 00:15:55,872 and they're only getting closer. 290 00:15:55,914 --> 00:15:57,290 We gotta get off the road. 291 00:16:21,815 --> 00:16:23,066 - They're gone. 292 00:16:23,108 --> 00:16:25,819 I think we're good for the night. 293 00:16:25,860 --> 00:16:26,903 Ah! 294 00:16:26,945 --> 00:16:28,988 - Turtle, turtle... 295 00:16:29,030 --> 00:16:31,199 - Pfft. I can do that. 296 00:16:31,241 --> 00:16:33,034 Let's go find a place to crash. 297 00:16:33,076 --> 00:16:35,161 It smell like popcorn and ass in here. 298 00:16:41,793 --> 00:16:44,629 - Oh, my God, am I the ass? 299 00:16:52,721 --> 00:16:53,972 - Huh? 300 00:16:54,014 --> 00:16:55,640 Solid recliner, huh? 301 00:16:55,682 --> 00:16:56,766 A lotta leg room. 302 00:16:56,808 --> 00:16:58,393 We could definitely sleep here, right? 303 00:17:04,482 --> 00:17:05,275 Wait here. 304 00:17:12,615 --> 00:17:14,075 Good news! 305 00:17:14,117 --> 00:17:16,703 They have an absolute classic in here! 306 00:17:29,716 --> 00:17:31,384 - Is this a silent movie? 307 00:17:35,805 --> 00:17:38,975 - Hello, citizen. Hop on. 308 00:17:39,017 --> 00:17:42,354 I'm pretty sure I remember what happens. 309 00:17:42,395 --> 00:17:44,814 It doesn't look safe, Blank Man, 310 00:17:44,856 --> 00:17:47,025 and why are you drooling? 311 00:17:47,067 --> 00:17:48,985 Well, because you're so attractive. 312 00:17:49,027 --> 00:17:50,487 Hmm... 313 00:17:50,528 --> 00:17:54,657 I don't normally meet citizens of the female persuasion. 314 00:17:58,078 --> 00:17:59,788 - Oh, no, my shoe! 315 00:17:59,829 --> 00:18:01,790 Why was I cursed with such tiny feet? 316 00:18:03,917 --> 00:18:06,544 It's your line. - Oh, right. 317 00:18:06,586 --> 00:18:09,964 I have to say, I like when you grab me like that. 318 00:18:10,006 --> 00:18:12,550 - How dare you objectify me? 319 00:18:12,592 --> 00:18:15,470 - Oh, no, that's right. I gotta keep it PG-13. 320 00:18:15,512 --> 00:18:17,806 - Yeah, you'd need a map to know where to put it, anyway. 321 00:18:21,017 --> 00:18:23,144 Do this a lot? 322 00:18:23,186 --> 00:18:24,580 - Only when I'm waiting for a storm to pass 323 00:18:24,604 --> 00:18:26,856 or in between runs, I'll check out a flick. 324 00:18:26,898 --> 00:18:29,067 I like the action ones. 325 00:18:29,109 --> 00:18:30,402 Feels good to watch somebody else 326 00:18:30,443 --> 00:18:32,529 get shot at for once, you know? 327 00:18:32,570 --> 00:18:33,863 You like the movies? 328 00:18:33,905 --> 00:18:35,949 - Mmm... 329 00:18:35,990 --> 00:18:37,450 We weren't allowed to watch them. 330 00:18:41,037 --> 00:18:43,415 - What? Let me in on the joke. 331 00:18:43,456 --> 00:18:45,667 - Okay. 332 00:18:45,709 --> 00:18:48,003 One time, my brother snuck us into a theater 333 00:18:48,044 --> 00:18:50,005 when nobody was looking. 334 00:18:50,046 --> 00:18:52,298 - Rebel. How was it? 335 00:18:52,340 --> 00:18:53,883 - The movie? I don't remember. 336 00:18:53,925 --> 00:18:56,594 It was with two cowboys fighting a mechanical spider. 337 00:18:56,636 --> 00:18:58,096 - Love that. 338 00:18:58,138 --> 00:19:00,140 - All I remember, is how hard my brother laughed. 339 00:19:02,058 --> 00:19:03,727 He had a great laugh. 340 00:19:03,768 --> 00:19:05,729 It sounded like a chainsaw. 341 00:19:08,857 --> 00:19:11,609 - He sounds annoyin'. - He was. 342 00:19:11,651 --> 00:19:13,403 He was so annoying. 343 00:19:15,739 --> 00:19:16,781 He was so annoying. 344 00:19:19,200 --> 00:19:21,161 It was so cold in the theater. 345 00:19:21,202 --> 00:19:23,246 He let me wear his jacket. 346 00:19:23,288 --> 00:19:24,581 He never let me wear it. 347 00:19:26,916 --> 00:19:28,084 And now it's all I got. 348 00:19:32,213 --> 00:19:34,049 What? - Oh, nothin'. 349 00:19:34,090 --> 00:19:37,385 It's just the first time we've talked without a "motherfucker" 350 00:19:37,427 --> 00:19:39,387 or a "fuck you" slipping in there. 351 00:19:39,429 --> 00:19:42,098 - Fuck you, motherfucker. - That's better. 352 00:19:44,225 --> 00:19:47,145 - Who is this guy? - Oh, this is the best part. 353 00:19:47,187 --> 00:19:51,107 So, do you wanna play Michael "The Suit" Minnelli? 354 00:19:53,193 --> 00:19:56,446 - Ahh, look how thin my mustache is! 355 00:19:57,739 --> 00:19:58,466 - I'm coming to get you, Minnelli, 356 00:19:58,490 --> 00:20:00,075 no matter what you say. 357 00:20:00,116 --> 00:20:01,826 - You'll never catch me! 358 00:20:01,868 --> 00:20:05,121 I'm gonna sweat through this satin set of pajamas. 359 00:20:32,649 --> 00:20:33,983 - Oh! 360 00:20:34,025 --> 00:20:36,611 Uh, hey, they have running water, 361 00:20:36,653 --> 00:20:39,072 so I figured, you know, laundry day. 362 00:20:44,619 --> 00:20:46,579 - Stop! - What? What's wrong? 363 00:20:46,621 --> 00:20:48,289 - I didn't ask you to do that. 364 00:20:48,331 --> 00:20:49,475 Didn't you hear what I said last night? 365 00:20:49,499 --> 00:20:51,376 - Yes, you said it was all you had, 366 00:20:51,418 --> 00:20:52,627 so I tried to clean it. 367 00:20:52,669 --> 00:20:53,980 I was trying to do somethin' nice. 368 00:20:54,004 --> 00:20:55,255 - You washed it! 369 00:20:57,507 --> 00:20:59,759 There's nothing left. There's none of him left! 370 00:20:59,801 --> 00:21:03,972 I didn't even get to say goodbye, but I had this. 371 00:21:04,014 --> 00:21:05,932 - Look, I'm no bloodiologist, 372 00:21:05,974 --> 00:21:08,810 but I'm pretty sure it wasn't just your brother's blood on it! 373 00:21:19,446 --> 00:21:21,246 - Oh, come on. You're still not talkin' to me? 374 00:21:22,323 --> 00:21:26,536 - Hey, let me guess. Amber poisoned you. 375 00:21:26,578 --> 00:21:28,955 What'd she use? She use pink or purple? 376 00:21:28,997 --> 00:21:30,081 - The yellow. 377 00:21:30,123 --> 00:21:31,833 - Oh, that-that one really sucks. 378 00:21:31,875 --> 00:21:33,084 - Yeah. 379 00:21:33,126 --> 00:21:34,753 - Thanks for making the run. 380 00:21:34,794 --> 00:21:35,896 - I'm sure you're looking forward 381 00:21:35,920 --> 00:21:36,963 to giving that to granny, 382 00:21:37,005 --> 00:21:40,091 so she can live a long, horny life. 383 00:21:40,133 --> 00:21:42,093 - This won't save granny. 384 00:21:42,135 --> 00:21:43,553 Nothing will. 385 00:21:45,263 --> 00:21:49,726 This is to make granny more comfortable as she passes on. 386 00:21:58,610 --> 00:22:00,945 - Mmm. 387 00:22:00,987 --> 00:22:02,447 Ugh! 388 00:22:02,489 --> 00:22:06,368 Even with the flower in it, it still tastes like piss. 389 00:22:06,409 --> 00:22:08,620 - I thought we were helping you. 390 00:22:08,661 --> 00:22:11,623 - No. I got one gas pedal in the grave. 391 00:22:11,664 --> 00:22:13,625 Ain't nothin' gonna happen now. 392 00:22:13,667 --> 00:22:17,045 - I don't understand. You're just gonna give up? 393 00:22:17,087 --> 00:22:21,049 - Kid, you and I both know 394 00:22:21,091 --> 00:22:23,385 that most people in this world, 395 00:22:23,426 --> 00:22:26,429 they-they don't have the luxury of going quietly. 396 00:22:26,471 --> 00:22:30,058 Everybody else goes loud... 397 00:22:30,100 --> 00:22:32,852 Car crashes, gunfire. 398 00:22:32,894 --> 00:22:36,606 I heard about one unlucky son of a bitch 399 00:22:36,648 --> 00:22:40,193 got swallowed up by ants. 400 00:22:40,235 --> 00:22:41,486 Nah. 401 00:22:41,528 --> 00:22:44,698 This way, I get to go on my own terms, 402 00:22:44,739 --> 00:22:47,992 and I get to do somethin' rare. 403 00:22:48,034 --> 00:22:51,371 I get to say goodbye to the people I love. 404 00:22:54,124 --> 00:22:57,293 Milkman, you gave me a gift. 405 00:22:57,335 --> 00:23:00,380 You will be paid in full. 406 00:23:00,422 --> 00:23:02,340 And as for you... 407 00:23:05,301 --> 00:23:06,970 I want you to have a little somethin'. 408 00:23:09,806 --> 00:23:15,020 Check out page 22, the drive-thru. 409 00:23:16,938 --> 00:23:20,316 - Jesus Christ. - You're welcome. 410 00:23:20,358 --> 00:23:22,610 Now, scram. 411 00:23:36,541 --> 00:23:39,919 I am the last of the old timers. 412 00:23:39,961 --> 00:23:43,006 You're taking the wheel now, Watts. 413 00:23:43,048 --> 00:23:46,968 So, let me give you a nickel's worth of free advice. 414 00:23:47,010 --> 00:23:50,430 The only thing more-more precious than... 415 00:23:50,472 --> 00:23:55,852 Than gas, food, porno, water, 416 00:23:55,894 --> 00:23:58,813 is time, 417 00:23:58,855 --> 00:24:03,360 time with the people you care about. 418 00:24:10,283 --> 00:24:11,618 - Mnh-mnh. 419 00:24:14,496 --> 00:24:17,540 - Don't let some dumb bullshit 420 00:24:17,582 --> 00:24:21,002 take that time away from you. 421 00:24:21,044 --> 00:24:23,630 - Granny, you know, I... 422 00:24:23,672 --> 00:24:26,758 - Oh, no. No, kid. I know. Now, go. 423 00:24:26,800 --> 00:24:29,177 You're gettin' saltwater on my leather upholstery. 424 00:24:38,436 --> 00:24:44,150 See ya soon, Fang. 425 00:25:00,667 --> 00:25:03,878 - We lost a good driver today. 426 00:25:03,920 --> 00:25:06,464 Most of you knew her as a founder, 427 00:25:06,506 --> 00:25:08,216 our matriarch, 428 00:25:08,258 --> 00:25:11,344 but the people who feared her out on those roads, 429 00:25:11,386 --> 00:25:14,389 they called her Granny Dread. 430 00:25:16,516 --> 00:25:17,684 Yeah. 431 00:25:17,726 --> 00:25:20,770 This Beamer, this was her pride and joy. 432 00:25:20,812 --> 00:25:23,815 I mean, this was her ride when the world fell. 433 00:25:23,857 --> 00:25:27,694 Back then, she was Cathy Stropton, 434 00:25:27,736 --> 00:25:31,823 the top selling real estate agent in Boca Raton, 435 00:25:31,865 --> 00:25:36,494 a RE/MAX diamond club member ten years in a row. 436 00:25:36,536 --> 00:25:38,621 She was a goddamn legend. 437 00:25:42,042 --> 00:25:45,754 We wouldn't be here without her, 438 00:25:45,795 --> 00:25:49,132 and we... we will miss her. 439 00:25:49,174 --> 00:25:50,633 Phew. 440 00:25:55,430 --> 00:25:56,890 Let's stack them eights, granny. 441 00:25:56,931 --> 00:25:59,184 - Stack them eights. 442 00:26:24,709 --> 00:26:25,835 - I guess that was it. 443 00:26:25,877 --> 00:26:28,004 Maybe we should leave or... 444 00:26:29,089 --> 00:26:30,590 Oh, shit! 445 00:26:45,480 --> 00:26:48,566 - Yeah! 446 00:27:52,589 --> 00:27:53,899 - Twister to Flower Power. 447 00:27:53,923 --> 00:27:55,425 Come in, Flower Power. 448 00:28:07,937 --> 00:28:10,357 - This is Flower Power. 449 00:28:10,398 --> 00:28:14,944 - I didn't think I'd hear your voice again, Amber. 450 00:28:14,986 --> 00:28:17,322 - Didn't think you wanted to. 451 00:28:20,283 --> 00:28:21,951 I'm sorry about granny. 452 00:28:21,993 --> 00:28:24,120 - I'm sorry, too, 453 00:28:24,162 --> 00:28:28,458 but I'm-I'm more sorry that I-I pushed you away. 454 00:28:29,959 --> 00:28:31,711 - I miss you, too, hon. 455 00:28:31,753 --> 00:28:34,172 - Oh, yeah? 456 00:28:34,214 --> 00:28:37,384 You do? 457 00:28:42,389 --> 00:28:43,682 - Lucky number .17. 458 00:28:43,723 --> 00:28:45,809 I knew you could do it! 459 00:28:48,687 --> 00:28:50,313 - I brought you a whiskey and Tang. 460 00:28:53,733 --> 00:28:56,444 So, about the jacket, um... 461 00:28:56,486 --> 00:28:58,738 I mean, I thought... 462 00:29:00,573 --> 00:29:03,743 I-I mean, I heard what you said. 463 00:29:03,785 --> 00:29:04,553 I wasn't thinking. I just... 464 00:29:04,577 --> 00:29:05,745 - Get to the point. 465 00:29:07,706 --> 00:29:08,832 - I'm sorry. 466 00:29:22,762 --> 00:29:24,973 You ever think about staying? 467 00:29:25,015 --> 00:29:28,560 I mean, the convoy is exactly what you and your brother 468 00:29:28,601 --> 00:29:30,687 were looking for, safe, secure. 469 00:29:30,729 --> 00:29:32,105 It's a city, 470 00:29:32,147 --> 00:29:34,149 just with wheels instead of walls. 471 00:29:36,860 --> 00:29:39,571 - Maybe if things were different. 472 00:29:39,612 --> 00:29:41,406 How about you? 473 00:29:41,448 --> 00:29:42,490 - They offered. 474 00:29:42,532 --> 00:29:43,742 - Oh. - Mm-hmm. 475 00:29:43,783 --> 00:29:46,119 Not gonna lie. It sounded cushy, 476 00:29:46,161 --> 00:29:48,246 but I'd still be a milkman. 477 00:29:48,288 --> 00:29:51,875 I don't want that. I wanna get old. 478 00:29:51,916 --> 00:29:54,085 Die an uneventful death. 479 00:29:55,420 --> 00:29:56,963 - There's no such thing. 480 00:30:09,267 --> 00:30:11,686 - Jesus. Maybe if you'd stop blasting the heat, 481 00:30:11,728 --> 00:30:12,937 you'd stop falling asleep. 482 00:30:12,979 --> 00:30:16,149 - I don't like to drive cold. 483 00:30:32,582 --> 00:30:36,378 Hey, Quiet. Knock-knock. 484 00:30:40,840 --> 00:30:42,634 - Who's there?